Sunday, August 30, 2009

Tatkala hidup berbenih...



命が物種 (Inochi ga mono dane)  When there is life, there is hope.

This is a Japanese proverb.

Go over it in Bahasa and it sounds: Hidupan itu benda berbenih.

Hidup kita ini sesuatu yang berbenih. Orang Jepun kata begitu.

Bashou (guru haiku) duduk bersendirian di ladang yang penuh dengan daun kentang.
Dilihatnya petani-petani sedang sibuk mengeluarkan kentang pada musimnya. Bashou duduk di kelilingi dengan timbunan kentang.

Lalu Bashou teringat peribahasa ini. Hidupan itu benda berbenih.

Kentang itu berbenih. Selagi ada kentang (yang berbenih), ia boleh menyara kehidupan manusia. Setidak-tidaknya manusia tidak mati kelaparan.

Lantas, Bashou mengilhamkan haiku ini.

命こそ 芋種よまた 今日の月

Inochi koso/ imodane yo mata/ kyou no tsuki

Yang bermaksud:

Kentang bertunas/
hidup itu berbenih/
bak sang purnama
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Translation by jahrera ryukyu
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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Trashing out tyme

Other than having less time to blog-hop nowadays, the write-up below is another reason why I don't visit blogs anymore.
Once my firewall (which is set to very high), annouces that your blog is a high security risk, you are out of my reading list. Maybe for a trial period of 2 months.
But if the same problem persist, your blog will be categorised as history.

So please, I beg blog-writers, make sure you keep your site save for reading visitors. That is, if you want that high visitors stats. But if high visitors stats is not your type, you are free to let online threats hang on your sites that eventually will slow down your pc performance and delete all files (including photos) from your hard drive.

Not only do I keep a high security firewall. I set my email box to trash all forwarded mails,
multi-receipients mails,
mails without my name,
mails wiithout the senders name,
mails with weird attachments,
mails with invitation to become friends,
and chain letters mails.

I keep my mails (have several mail addresses for different functions) guarded tightly and never display them freely.

So, don't mind me, if I stop reading your writings. Maybe the problem is from your own pc!

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Reuters - Tuesday, August 25

Biel, 27, who shot to fame in the TV show "7th Heaven" and most recently starred in "Easy Virtue," was deemed the most dangerous, with fans having a one-in-five chance of landing at a website that has tested positive for online threats, such as spyware, adware, spam, phishing, and viruses.

"Cybercriminals are star watchers too - they latch onto popular celebrities to encourage the download of malicious software in disguise," McAfee's Jeff Green said in a statement.

"Consumers' obsession with celebrity news and culture is harmless in theory, but one bad download can cause a lot of damage to a computer."

"Every day, cybercriminals use celebrities' names and images, like Kim Kardashian and Rihanna, to lure surfers searching for the latest stories, screen savers and ringtones to sites offering free downloads laden with malware," the statement added.

Coming second in the list for the second year running was pop star Beyonce, with McAfee finding that putting "Beyonce ringtones" into a search engine yielded a dangerous website linking to a distributor of adware and spyware.

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Tatkala belulang berkasar...



Semalam saya selak-selak sebuah majalah terbitan Malaysia (tak perlu namakan) dan membuat kiraan.
Menjaga kecantikan tapak kaki.

Yang diperlukan:
Pembasuh lawan kuman RM15
Pembuang kalus RM30
Krim RM18
Krim pelembut RM18
Spray lawan kuman RM13
Semua campur RM94.

Mencantikan tapak kaki perlu siapkan RM94!

Saya syorkan duit itu masukkan saja ke tabung anak-anak yatim (hendak-hendak bulan Ramadan mulia ini-dapat markah ke syurga!) sebab saya ada cara lain.
Cara yang saya lakukan paling murah, paling mudah, paling berkesan dan terjamin tapak kulit kaki licin hingga menjilat jari...(pinjam slogan ayam Kentaro!)
(Dapat seorang macam saya dalam 10 orang pembaca majalah itu, nampak sah...industri kosmetik di Malaysia gulung tikar).

Ini cara saya.

Pertama sekali...sebelum mandi siapkan bangku. Bawa bangku ini bersama ke kamar mandi.

Penuhkan air panas suam dan rendam kedua-dua belah kaki selama 10 minit. Sambil menunggu, basuhlah rambut dll. Itulah sebab saya kata bawa bangku. Bangku itu untuk didudukkan.
Lagi lama dapat rendam kaki itu, lagi senang untuk menjalankan operasi mengasah belulang.
Lepas berendam, lumatkan tapak kaki dengan sabun mandi dan dengan menggunakan papan pengasah, teruskan operasi mengasah. Kalau kalus agak banyak, gunakan pengasah batu (tengok gambar). Asahlah dengan lembut, tapak kaki itu nak guna lama.

Dah. Itu sahaja. Jangan lupa masukkan RM94 ke tabung anak-anak yatim ye!

YES. Itu SAHAJA.

Keluar kamar mandi, sapukan krim pelembut kulit (baby losen pun jadilah) pada tapak sehingga ke betis. Sebelum tidur, selepas bersihkan kaki (sebelum tidur bersihkan kaki!), sapukan krim pelembut dan guna stokin. Kalau stokin rasa rimas, sejam pun cukup.

Ulang proses operasi ini 3 kali seminggu.

Kalus perlu dihilangkan sebab jika dibiarkan lama-lama, ia akan merekah dan tercalar. Luka terbuka begini mengundang jangkitan kulit seperti kurap.

Lain kali saya beri lagi tip mencantikkan badan (tak janji). Khidmat dan nasihat saya percuma tapi hulurkanlah RM94 itu ke tabung kebajikan!


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Saturday, August 22, 2009

Selamat berpuasa 1430/2009

Selamat menunaikan ibadah bulan Ramadan. Semoga ibadah kita di bulan mulia ini mendapat keuntungan di akhirat, insya-Allah. Amin.


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Sunday, August 16, 2009

Tanka Darma Mohammad



Tanka dibawa tersiar dalam Majalah PEREMPUAN, Ogos 2009



2. Naratif ringkas Tanka berkenaan :-

[1]
Hirisan zaitun dimakan selepas menunai solat Subuh. Zaitun
bukan sahaja didapati di negeri asal tumbuhnya, malah di mana-
mana sahaja di dunia ini. Perkenalan dan silaturahim terjalin
antara manusia melalui memakan buah zaitun itu.

[2]
Bintang merupakan ciptaan Tuhan yang memberi manfaat
kepada manusia. Kerdipannya dapat ditafsirkan sebagai
pedoman atau isyarat kepada manusia untuk mencari jalan
kebenaran atau mengenali Tuhannya. Melaluinya manusia
taat beribadat.

[3]
Makhluk di laut (juga di bumi, dll) tetap bertasbih kepada
Tuhannya. Manusia (pelaut) gigih berjuang memenuhi tuntutan
hidup dan patuh kepada suara hati nurani dalam mencari
keredaan Ilahi.

Nota kaki: Tanka/Haiku yang disiarkan di cetak media telah disemak dan diluluskan oleh empunya blog.


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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Tatkala bimasakti mengalir...


Bimasakti-Amanogawa (kata musim luruh)

1. 荒海や 佐渡に横たふ 天の河

Araumi ya/ Sado ni yakotau/ amanogawa
Sang Bimasakti/ merentas Pulau Sado/laut gelora
(Sado: Sadogashima= Sado Island)
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Sungai bimasakti di cekerawala mengalirkan taburan bintang-kemintang.
Saya pernah menyoalkan darihal haiku ini. Mungkinkah Bashou hanya berkhayal apabila menghasilkan karya ini?
Haiku (sejenis puisi Jepun) berasal dari Bashou Matsuo. Dialah orang pertama (guru) yang memperkenalkan haiku di Jepun.
Saya mempersoalkan kewujudan sungai bimasakti. Mana ada sungai bintang-bintang yang mengalir setiap tahun di cekerawala? Mana ada?
Tapi Bashou kata ada. Siap dengan haiku di atas.
Bashou kata setiap tahun lewat musim panas atau musim luruh, sungai bintang-kemintang ini mengalir di angkasa.
Selama ini saya tak yakin...
Tapi...
Terbukti sudah! (Lihat laporan di bawah)
Memang ada sungai bimasakti. Bashou bukan berkhayal.
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AFP - Wednesday, August 12PARIS (AFP)

Perseid meteor showers heading your way

The night sky will sparkle with "falling stars" on Tuesday and Wednesday as Earth passes through a trail of dusty debris from the Swift-Tuttle Comet, say scientists.
The light show, called the Perseid meteor shower, kicks off each year in late-July and increases in intensity, peaking a couple of weeks later.
The Perseids occur when Earth runs into a trail of dust and pebbles deposited by the comet Swift-Tuttle in its 130-year orbit around the Sun.

This debris strikes the upper atmosphere at around 60 kilometers (37 miles) per second, a speed that causes it to burn up into a white-hot streaks. Bigger chunks can be seen as fireballs.

Meteor showers vary from year to year, depending on the amount of debris.

In the early 1990s, there were several spectacular Perseid shows, with bursts of several hundred meteors per hour.

Meteors are named after the constellation from which they seem to appear -- in this case, Perseus, a northern constellation lying east of Cassiopeia and north of Taurus.

The light show, called the Perseid meteor shower, kicks off each year in late-July and increases in intensity, peaking a couple of weeks later.

On a clear night in a dark sky "you should see dozens of meteors per hour," notes Bill Cooke of NASA's Meteoroid Environment Office.

East Asia is best placed to see the shower at its most intense moment, which is predicted for 1800 GMT on August 12, according to the US publication Sky and Telescope (skyandtelescope.com).

The meteors are also active for many days before and after this date, though the light reflected by a waning quarter moon may obstruct the view somewhat.
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Monday, August 10, 2009

Tanka Aliff Mustakim



Aliff Mustakim boleh dihubungi di blog ini.



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Friday, August 07, 2009

Hujan cambah Karya Darma Mohammad



Puisi (bentuk: haiku) bertajuk HUJAN CAMBAH, siaran DEWAN MASYARAKAT (terbitan DBP), Ogos 2009.

[i]

Bila hadir dua unsur serentak iaitu hujan (air) dan panas (cahaya),
maka terbitlah pelangi. Ia ciptaan Tuhan yang ajaib, kerana walaupun
pelangi nampak dipandang, tetapi tidak pernah dapat disentuh jari.
Tujuh lapis warnanya tetap tersusun begitu, tidak pernah berubah
dari dahulu hingga sekarang. Tafsirakanlah!

[ii]

Waktu fajar (Subuh) tetap muncul, tanpa mengira cuaca atau musim.
Pelaut (perenang) terus berjuang menuju ke pantai, tempat asal dia datang.
Di sana insan yang takwa tetap menunaikan kewajipannya tanpa mengira
susah atau senang, dia tetap bertutur dengan Tuhannya.

[iii]

Makhluk dicipta berpasang-pasangan untuk menikmati Rahmat Tuhan.
Samalah sang angsa, saling memerlukan cinta kasih di dalam kehidupan.
Kiasan kepada manusia, mereka berijab-kabul untuk membentuk ikatan
perkahwinan yang sah di sisi agama.

[iv]

Alam akan musnah. Manusia akan juga kembali kepada Tuhan,Maha Pencipta.
Jasad akan hancur dan bersatu menjadi tanah. Bagi anak-anak dan kaum
keluarga, doalah ke atas roh yang pulang (insya Allah) mampu memberi pertolongan
kepadanya di akhirat.

Tahniah Sdr Darma Mohammad. Sekali lagi haiku Melayu berjaya menyisip pembaca di Malaysia.


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Thursday, August 06, 2009

Massive terror tyme USA-style



Back in history 64 years ago. Exactly Aug. 6, 1945.
A visit drop by Little Boy that carried an explosive that yeild 15000 tons of TNT.

After the visit, 90,000 people varnished from the earth's face just by one second. A month later another 145,000 lives gone.

See the video. I only see it once. I cannot see it the second round. I don't dare, too scary for my small heart.

"A bomb can now be manufactured which will be 25000 times as powerful as that which destroyed Hiroshima." - Betrand Russell

Hopefully what Clinton did today, going all the way to N-K, will benefit all mankind.
Hopefully, that communis:t country will stop its nuclear activity.
Hopefully, when we die, we die peacefully...
Hopefully...


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Sunday, August 02, 2009

Umeboshi-making tyme

For my home-made umeboshi (dried plum), I used the items below. The quantity is all up to you, but this is my measurement.

I use:

10 kilograms fresh-plucked Japanese apricot (ume/ bahasa Melayu word not invented yet). Abundant only during apricot season.

2 bottles of leek vinegar (leek bahasa Melayu...not invented yet)

1 pack of red shisou leaf (beefsteak leaf/ bahasa Melayu...not invented yet)

With lots of sunshine and patience.



Step one: Pick off stalks from base of apricots. Wash and drain water well.

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Step 2: Pour 2 bottles of leek vinegar and mix well. Hands should be cleaned with vinegar before mixing. Mix with shishou leaves here.


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Steps 3: Weight down with 10kg stones. Weighing stone and the base must be cleaned with vinegar first.


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Step 4: Leave in cool (below 26c) place for 2 weeks. If bubbles and white particles appear, pour more vinegar and mix again with vinegared-covered hands.


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Step 5: After 2 weeks, pick all fruits and arrange on filter to dry. Keep the vinegar.

This vinegar makes sore throat better, prevents bad breathe, creates appetite, balances the acid/alkaline level in intestional tract.

I use it for salad dressing and cooking. Whenever I feel tired, I drink about 5 tablespoon directly.

See the link I attached below for more info.

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Step 6: Cover friuts from flies and insect and put in very hot sun for 2 days or until fruits really dry up.


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Step 7: Keep fruits in air-tight jar. Keep in cool place. Eat anytime you like.

Another information about umeboshi: Bacteria cannot penetrate it!

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